Once upon a time, there was a Burlesque dancer named Droopy Sparkles. Her costume was made out of thousands of Swarovski crystals, and BOY did she flash them!
In her down time, and between dance numbers, she would sit with her fellow performers and they would all knit, crochet, spin, and LAUGH!!
Occasionally a crystal would fall off of her costume and she would turn it into a stitch marker. She'd gift them to everyone she met.
Her husband was quite the woodworker, and he decided to use his skills to make her beautiful bowls - some small enough to just hold a few sets of stitch markers, and some large enough to hold a wallet full of dollar bills.
When the time came to hang up her sparkles - because really, her costumes were almost bare - she decided to move on to a bright, sparkly future.
As she walked out of the club for the last time, she shouted "Remember to always FLASH YOUR SPARKLES!!!".
And the rest is (fictional) history.
I hope you enjoy my droopy sparkles and beautiful, handmade bowls. They are truly "jewelry for your fiber arts, and more".